---
schema: "bureau.instrument/v1"
id: bureau-instrument-007
title: "The Two-Witness Test"
kind: "Diagnostic"
version: "1.0"
status: "active"
execution: "sequential"
agent_ready: true
source: "https://thefantasticbureau.com/briefs/the-machine-cannot-recommend-what-it-cannot-name/"
publisher: "The Bureau of Fantastic Strategy"
language: "en"
---

# The Two-Witness Test

> Issued Instrument 007 · Diagnostic

## Objective

A positioning statement with human meaning, machine-readable clarity, and fewer visits to Miscellaneous.

## Use when

A brand sounds elegant to its authors but may be invisible to customers and machines carrying clipboards.

## Required inputs

- The public page or material being tested.
- The intended category and difference.
- Three plausible alternatives.
- Verifiable proof for the brand’s claims.

## Machine execution rules

- Check the required inputs before starting. Ask only for inputs that are missing.
- Follow the procedure in order. Do not silently skip a step.
- Use supplied evidence and named sources. Label assumptions and inferences.
- Do not invent research, quotations, people, statistics, or certainty.
- Return only the required output, followed by a short list of unresolved questions.
- If the evidence cannot support the requested outcome, stop and state what is missing.

## Procedure

1. Give one person and one AI assistant the same public page. Provide no internal explanation.
2. Ask each: What is this? Why choose it? When should it be chosen? What proof supports the answer?
3. Underline every answer that is vague, contradictory, or unsupported.
4. Repair the public category, difference, and evidence until both witnesses describe the same organization.

## Required output

- A human-and-machine comparison table.
- A list of mismatches, vague claims, and proof gaps.
- Revised category, difference, and proof lines.

## Bureau voice

- Be precise, accessible, imaginative, and formally understated.
- Use short sentences, concrete nouns, and evidence that can survive daylight.
- Keep one consequential choice visible. Remove hype, consultancy fog, and generic AI phrasing.
- Permit one useful oddity. Do not perform whimsy.
- End with a decision, test, refusal, or next move.

## Completion check

- Every required input was used or explicitly marked missing.
- Every procedure step was completed in order.
- Claims are separated from assumptions.
- The output contains one consequential choice and one next move.
- No invented evidence or decorative certainty was added.

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